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What to say after a guy insults you[Read this slowly and with an accent for full effect~]
"Alright, alright, I may be stupid, dumb, and just plain ignorant, but I know your secret!"
"Uh..."
"Yep! That's right! You can't fool me, no way, because I know that you're... actually... A DUDE! You can't hide behind them girlish features and excessive mascara forever!"
...:iconteheplz:
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EDIT: *cough* some have asked me what to say if it's a girl.
You say this.
"Behind all that cologne and those thick, manly eyebrows LAYS A WOMAN!!!!111!!"

you can do it.you can improve, guys. ;_;
believe me

what a lovely day it isanyone want to share this lovely day with me?
it is truly lovely.
i feel so loved.
and also quite lovely.
*gives happiness and loveliness to all who read this lovely journal*

SoOoooOOmy tablet is 110% busted. I've done literally everything I can but it just won't work.
//cry
Also. You know what's bullshit? When you get mad at people for using a popular artist's style. You don't have any right to do that, you don't own the way you draw cats. that's fucking stupid.
Aaaannddddd I'll try to stream in an hour or two. Just, I probably won't be drawing. But if your down with chats with Rea and custom stories, feel free to come c: we'dlovetoseeyou

loljust a few funny pics im sorry XD
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/45101_10200143091083835_1085278750_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252210_10200133777571003_971122328_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/73893_10200132494618930_1164573335_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556915_10200128740565081_982926108_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/27894_10200121840072573_721983218_n.jpg [not that funny but hey, this is an art website XD]
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542843_10200100671023360_1021188439_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c48.0.403.403/p403x403/522306_10151125143037096_634822915_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/63827_455341024513807_1032361267_n.png

hahahait's 12/21/12 in Australia and they're STILL ALIVE.

A Dramatic Analysis? [Tips on mood/feeling? :D]Alright, I was bored lately and decided to re-watch a bunch of my childhood movies.
So I saw Bambi again, after like... 13 years. :iconmingplz:
So usually I remember things from movies like that.
BUT NO.
13 years is too much lol.
So, anyway. I did notice something about Bambi that seems to be 'lacking' in a lot of [if not all] films nowadays.
Not entirely sure what it is. Maybe it was that I couldn't believe they made that movie like, 70 years ago and it still had the quality of movies today.
But the backgrounds were incredible, they seem to be even more realistic [or just had a greater sense of fantasy] than the painted backgrounds of traditionally animated movies nowadays. The atmosphere was sort of like a dream, honestly, in the backgrounds. And the odd thing is... the colors used were darker. O_O Now, dark colors to not necessarily create one feeling! [I notice in sad pictures, people use dark colors and blues.] Here's a good example... start at around 1:20 https://www.youtube.com/

'Hacking Link' going around on dAi saw *NinjaKato got this today, and I was upset. ;U; I don't do chain mail, but this is important and I've seen proof that this is real, go to ~Sterling-Kato's profile and there will be a journal explaining EVERYTHING that happened. These links were spread EVERYWHERE in the last 24 hours, so a lot of you have probably gotten yourselves into this problem, too.
~~~
Recently, there's been a link circulating on deviantART that automatically
deactivates your account. Somehow, the site was hacked into, and now
if you visit ~gary-niger's profile and type in your
username and password to log in, you're dead. So if you see this link
in your URL bar: bosslegen.de/users/login/ DO NOT LOG IN. GO BACK TO THE DEVIANTART HOMEPAGE RIGHT AWAY.
The link itself does you no harm whatsoever, and you can browse the
profile all you want, but when the artificial login screen appears, DO
NOT TYPE ANYTHING IN. This gives them access to your account,
which will be deactivated, and it's simply bad news a

Dear Agoraphobic-Blue,Dear Agoraphobic-Blue,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with with your cat. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in Narnia and I saw you bite off my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your cut toenails but keeping your photo with the moustache drawn on it. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Go milk a cow,
Fuchsia. <3
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump

big newswell, before i say anything else thank you for commissioning me and without you guys i never could have made it this far...
riht now i am almost at my goal for saving for a trip to Germany where I'll be working with Word of Life [a christian organization] and staying there for a few weeks.

i planned for saving for a few years but now, i am nearly there [i had planned for $4000 but i got details today about traveling there... it is MUCH less than i had ever thought]
so, without your commissions i would have never made it... i want to sincerely thank you for commissioning me and for commenting and keeping me going! [even though i would have kept going if all i got was hate comments... you guys were the ones who gave me exposure to people, and pointed out the mistakes i have made]
i am so excited.

i cannot wait to see the world outside North America!

MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP-IT'S NOT DECEMBER YET COME ON NO THIS IS TOO EARLY PUT THAT TREE DOWN
THANKSGIVING IS IMPORTANT TOO AND WE NEED TO BE THANKFUL, WE-
TOO EARLY I SAY, WINTER DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER MONTH COME ON-

The Hobbit***no spoilers are in this journal***
AKDJLSKDJSJDKSJKDJSKFFSD
IT WAS AMAZING
gwah, i can't believe it's going to be extended to like, three parts. *-*
aahhhhh the fantasy scenes were absolutely stunning!
And the Hobbit Hole was so adorable i just wanna live in it sooooo bad help me pls
ahhhh this movie was AMAZING
i loved it. ;U;

I act like a 21 year oldEDIT: I stole this from =BlackBomberBird and he had "i'll be 20 in april" and i'm not 19 xD here's the journal http://blackbomberbird.deviantart.com/journal/I-act-like-a-20-year-old-340338277
Stolen from someone
Post this in your Journal with the title saying,
"I act like a __ year-old".
[] You know how to make a pot of coffee. [coffee, BLECH, BLECH]
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car. [oil or gasoline? i know how to change gasoline... to change oil you have to go to like a car repair place and get an oil change...]
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting. [only when my fav candidate wins! <3]
Total: 4
[x] You show up for school work late a lot. [late? wouldn't that make you LESS mature? ;A; i'm checking that box anyway, that should make me more mature... because i'm always on time to school]
[x] You al

2012 Memestolen from *fantasamastic
Since the Start of 2012 I:
[ ] Gotten a new piercing.
[] Dyed my hair.
[] Ended a relationship.
[] Started a new relationship.
[x] Been on a long car/bus journey.
[x] Passed an exam.
[x] Met someone who's now an important part of my life.
[] Cried on someone's shoulder.
[] Had a massive fight with a boy/girl
[x] Received flowers. [from a fat, ugly creeper at school ono]
[x] Had a Valentine. [from a fat, ugly creeper at school ono]
[x] Written a letter using pen & paper.
[] Gone to see a therapist
[x] Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
[x] Read a really good book.
[x] Gone to the zoo.
[] Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
[ ] Traveled by train.
[] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Spent the day out in the sun getting a tan [once, when i was bored at a camp xD]
[] Slammed a door out of frustration.
[] Had an anxiety attack.
[ ] Babysat for a friend's child.
[ ] Had a BBQ
[x] Gone to the fair. [when school got out <333]
[x] Gone b

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Yellowfang

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 16, 2012, 7:05 PM

Okay, then.

Yellowfang was a ~~hippie~~ medicine cat. A cat who never fights in battles and stashes... "herbs"...

She had a raspy voice and yellow teeth.

Her pelt is dark gray, and her eyes are orange. The color of a lit cigarette and its contents. Even worse, her apprentice was CINDERpelt.

AND SHE DIED OF SMOKE. AHAAAAA.

~~Yellowfang's Secret: ...she was an addict, and look how horrible your children can turn out if you take drugs at the same time!?~~

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Listening to: The Device Has Been Modified
Reading: The Bible
Watching: The Hunger Games
Playing: Portal 2 CB
Eating: PFChang\\\'s
Drinking: REPULSION GEL

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~Cloudclawz Dec 21, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

Ironic much?

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~Spoofdty Dec 19, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THA WAY!!!!!

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*Mistystarx Dec 19, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I never thought of it that way..

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~Lupin-wolf Dec 18, 2012

Yes!!!

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~Goodnight-Kimberly Dec 18, 2012

lol oh wow xD Yellowfang was one of my favorites but oh man that is soooo funny xD

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~owlstar123 Dec 18, 2012

_{_{That's really why she wouldn't kill Brokenstar//tail//whatthefuckever at first. Who do you think was the dealer?}}

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*Xurnam Dec 18, 2012 Student Digital Artist

Nono, Brokenstar was the crack baby result of Yellowfang's addiction.

The dealer was Goosefeather. There was a reason behind his hallucinations.

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~owlstar123 Dec 18, 2012

Hmm, you have a point. And he did rant to himself as Bluefur watched whithout him knowing about killing a few month old kitten (Tigerkit) who later became Hitlerkitty.

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*Xurnam Dec 18, 2012 Student Digital Artist

Well, Hitler's parents didn't take very good care of him.

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~owlstar123 Dec 18, 2012

Nope. His mom didn't give a shit all too much and his dad REALLY didn't give a shit. Then his mentor would physically ~~and sexually~~ abuse him :'<

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